Thursday, August 03, 2006

NUDE RUNNER

I have to post this for you runners out there!

A woman was having a daytime affair while her husbandwas at work. One wet and lusty day she was in bed withher boyfriend when, to her horror, she heard herhusband's car pull into the driveway.

"Oh my God - Hurry! Grab your clothes and jump outthe window. My husband's home early!" "I can't jump out the window ~ It's raining out there!"

"He's got a hot temper and a gun,so the rain is the least of your problems!" So the boyfriend scoots out of bed, grabs hisclothes and jumps out the window.

As he ran down thestreet in the pouring rain, he quickly discovered he had run right into the middle of the town's annual marathon, so he started running along beside theothers, about 300 of them. Being naked, with his clothes tucked under his arm, he tried to blend in as best he could. After a little while a small group ofrunners who had been watching him with some curiosity,jogged closer.

"Do you always run in the nude?" one asked.

"Oh yes!" he replied, gasping in air. "It feels so wonderfully free!"

Another runner moved a long side. "Do you alwaysrun carrying your clothes with you under your arm?"

"Oh, yes," our friend answered breathlessly.

"Thatway I can get dressed right at the end of the run andget in my car to go home!

Then a third runner cast his eyes a little lowerand queried, "Do you always wear a condom when yourun? "

"Nope.........just when it's raining."

4 comments:

Joe said...

HAHAAHAHAHHAHA!

Dave said...

Hilarious! That made my day. I won't be trying that any time soon though...

Lana said...

That is TOOO funny!!

Running Jayhawk said...

Hahahaaaaa....that's pretty funny :)